我吃男人 (直女仔&變男仔專用)
曲:林一峰 | 詞:茜利妹 | 編:朱敬然
柴米油鹽醬醋茶
酸甜苦辣隔過渣
究竟應該趁熱食寫唔熱唔食呢?
暖暖初春 蜜蜂嗡嗡 生吃男人最輕鬆
牛油蘇蘇 清香如鮮草 我們感情這最好
踏入仲夏 汗水唏哈 天然鹽味醃下巴
路邊野花 別去惹他 我們感情起了變化
乾燥深秋 不住哈啾,紅醋鹽味空肚講
借口翻兜 咒他天修 我們感情埋唔到周
呼呼寒冬 不再得寵 酸瓜苦瓜炒到(火農),回頭草糟 色即是空
Chorous
柴米油鹽醬醋茶 酸甜苦辣隔過渣
點吃男人最到家 成個生吞唔"lur"渣
女人吃過笑哈哈 皮膚包保唔會差
柴米油鹽醬醋茶 酸甜苦辣隔過渣
我吃男人炸燜烤 男人聽了會咆哮
女人趁熱吃無屐 一年四季 食具自攜
燕瘦環肥樣樣齊 男人食家 當之無愧 我們感情食成世
Rap
Fire rice oil salt soy source tea and vinegar
Sour sweet bitter spicy everything's filtered
"Is it better to eat them green or eat them done?"
Verse 1
Warm spring with happy bees, the easiest time to eat a man alive
So tasty like butter, so fresh like new grass
Our love is in the best form
Turning into summer, falling the sweat
The chin is neaturally over seasoned
Wild flowers on the sidewalks please stay away from him…
Rap
Fire rice oil salt soy source tea and vinegar
Sour sweet bitter spicy everything's filtered
Verse 2
Dry autumn with non-stop sneezes
Red vinegar and white vinegar got all mixed up in the empty stomach
Old excuses re-used cursing him bad luck
Our love could not go beyond
Cold winter with no longer any attention by you
Pickles and bitter melons are all over- cooked
Going back the way, nothing comes from nothing
Our love was only going one way
Rap
Fire rice oil salt soy source tea and vinegar
Sour sweet bitter spicy everything' filtered
What is the best way to eat a man?
Swallow him whole with all the bones
Woman after eating would laugh happily
With good skin rewarded guaranteed
Fire rice oil salt soy source tea and vinegar
Sour sweet bitter spicy everything's filtered
Verse 3
I'm the best men eater
Fired deep fried ,stewed baked sliced, stirred and sauteed
Men hearing it would roar
Women please just eat them hot
Four season in the year please bring your own forks fat thin big small all you can eat I can't be more of a men eater, our love could last forever.
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